Send £3 to help ..................

[Alan de Enfield]

You can help provide a water tap in Ethiopia - send £3

You can save a Snow Leopard - send £3

You can sponsor a 'seeing-eyes' dog - send £3

You can help a homeless person get off the streets - send £3

 

And now C&RT join in the 'you can help' by sending money "so we can repair canal banks so water voles can thrive" :

 

[Bod]

Thats an old sign!

 

Bod

[matty40s]

You can also help bees with CRT, ...for £3, and dandelions, and cyclists, and nature ponds, and reed beds...and ....more stuff...

Sorry, forgot fish and anglers....

[PD1964]

Or help a 20 something year old Newbie Boater YouTube Ylogger who can’t be ars&d to work for a living

[Alway Swilby]

16 minutes ago, PD1964 said:

Or help a 20 something year old Newbie Boater YouTube Ylogger who can’t be ars&d to work for a living

I know all about Bloggers and Vloggers but what is a Ylogger? Is this something new?

[Laurie Booth]

28 minutes ago, matty40s said:

You can also help bees with CRT, ...for £3, and dandelions, and cyclists, and nature ponds, and reed beds...and ....more stuff...

Sorry, forgot fish and anglers....

You forgot me

 

[enigmatic]

29 minutes ago, PD1964 said:

Or help a 20 something year old Newbie Boater YouTube Ylogger who can’t be ars&d to work for a living

No, the donations are to CRT's fund to take enforcement action against them...

[Midnight]

Please help save aging boaters from beer famine by sending £3 to my bank account.

[Jen-in-Wellies]

Text BOSS1 to give a bonus to an under privileged CaRT director, or senior manager.

Text PHB2 to provide a CaRT manager with a company car for a year.

Text SIGN3 to cover an ugly piece of canal infrastructure with a nice shiny new blue sign.

Text DOZER4 to demolish a listed canal building and replace it with a lucrative new development.

Text P45 to get rid of a Blue Shirt.

 

You can help!

Edited December 29, 2020 by Jen-in-Wellies

[1st ade]

9 hours ago, Alan de Enfield said:

And now C&RT join in the 'you can help' by sending money "so we can repair canal banks so water voles can thrive" :

 

 

Surely repairing the canal banks will discourage them?

[mark99]

They want to get rid of the Mink to save the voles. Then rid the canals of American Crayfish which burrow and crumble the banks.

 

But that does not sound as good.

Edited December 29, 2020 by mark99

[matty40s]

1 hour ago, 1st ade said:

Surely repairing the canal banks will discourage them?

They repair it with vole size holes in .

[Athy]

11 minutes ago, matty40s said:

They repair it with vole size holes in .

Is the work done by voleunteers?

[Alan de Enfield]

7 minutes ago, Athy said:

Is the work done by voleunteers?

[Mad Harold]

12 hours ago, Alan de Enfield said:

You can help provide a water tap in Ethiopia - send £3

You can save a Snow Leopard - send £3

You can sponsor a 'seeing-eyes' dog - send £3

You can help a homeless person get off the streets - send £3

 

And now C&RT join in the 'you can help' by sending money "so we can repair canal banks so water voles can thrive" :

 

I think you are watching too much daytime television.?

[Ex Brummie]

14 hours ago, Alway Swilby said:

I know all about Bloggers and Vloggers but what is a Ylogger? Is this something new?

They also incorporate yoghourt knitting in their output.

[Midnight]

9 hours ago, Jen-in-Wellies said:

Text BOSS1 to give a bonus to an under privileged CaRT director, or senior manager.

Text PHB2 to provide a CaRT manager with a company car for a year.

Text SIGN3 to cover an ugly piece of canal infrastructure with a nice shiny new blue sign.

Text DOZER4 to demolish a listed canal building and replace it with a lucrative new development.

Text P45 to get rid of a Blue Shirt.

 

You can help!

What do I need to text to get rid of a Chief Executive?