Headlong into danger

[roland elsdon]

“If you keep coming whilst i am trying to come out of this lock you will loose windows, please tell your steerer to sit on provided stumps while we come out”

 

” But you cant reverse a boat its  too hard“

“ Regardless of that you need to tie your boat up parallel to the bank, thats what the stumps are for, you are insecure on the wrong side. You will loose a window.

 

”He says no just come our of lock we know what we are doing”

 

”Are you sure , its your liability”

 

“Yes get out of the f’ ing lock”

 

”Certainly my pleasure”

 

Blat blat blat crash tinkle tinkle, as the boat swung into the trees and the branch removed the window.

Cant tell some people. They had left most paddles and gates open as well. 

[Sea Dog]

Well, at least one of you departed happy...!

[Heartland]

Sound like Eric Sykes in the Bargee

 

Is remarkable how real life copies fiction

 

[jacko264]

Smashing story ?

[mrsmelly]

1 hour ago, roland elsdon said:

“If you keep coming whilst i am trying to come out of this lock you will loose windows, please tell your steerer to sit on provided stumps while we come out”

 

” But you cant reverse a boat its  too hard“

“ Regardless of that you need to tie your boat up parallel to the bank, thats what the stumps are for, you are insecure on the wrong side. You will loose a window.

 

”He says no just come our of lock we know what we are doing”

 

”Are you sure , its your liability”

 

“Yes get out of the f’ ing lock”

 

”Certainly my pleasure”

 

Blat blat blat crash tinkle tinkle, as the boat swung into the trees and the branch removed the window.

Cant tell some people. They had left most paddles and gates open as well. 

Private boater I bet?

[roland elsdon]

Not saying... nor location. 
Audi driver I suspect.

It was the swearing at me for no good reason that I found offensive.

[PD1964]

2 hours ago, roland elsdon said:

Not saying... nor location. 
Audi driver I suspect.

It was the swearing at me for no good reason that I found offensive.

No, new young boaters, first time out on their boat concentrating on doing their first YouTube Vlog.

[matty40s]

28 minutes ago, PD1964 said:

No, new young boaters, first time out on their boat concentrating on doing their first YouTube Vlog.

"Ban Old Boats, Nasty Owners and Boats Unfit for Modern Day Window Levels'....

Not a YouTube headline that adds an audience....

[roland elsdon]

Nope Audi leasing brigade Im afraid in a roaring hurry. Quite what for I dont know. 

[nbfiresprite]

6 minutes ago, roland elsdon said:

Nope Audi leasing brigade Im afraid in a roaring hurry. Quite what for I dont know. 

Finding a pub that is still open.

[mark99]

You will still be _blamed_ when their battle is relived many times in the future!

[ditchcrawler]

9 hours ago, mark99 said:

You will still be _blamed_ when their battle is relived many times in the future!

And when we see the video we will all say its your fault