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David Mack

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16 hours ago, cuthound said:

Surely NASA can rig up one of the rocket stages to act as an incinerating toilet?

But then they couldn't mix it with regolith and grow potatoes...

 

... after all, it worked on Mars

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18 hours ago, The Gravy Boater said:

Easy... build a centrifuge with a komode seat.  There is the indignity of doing a sit down wee but we all have to make sacrifices. 

7g wee to get rid of every last drop....

 

Trademark applied for...7GWee

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A large hand operated industrial mincing machine mounted upon your poo tank works well. You sit on the wide receptical turning the handle at your side which macerates too,  all nice and simple. No lengthy stinky pipework or electrics to bother with, and cheap. Can be dismounted for use in the kitchen too, for mincing food. Cheap enough too so why not mount two of them side by side on the tank, ''His and Hers''  for a duel sit on, mincing and chatting away side by side, how nice. Pegs for noses can be suspended on strings at each side. :closedeyes:

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3 hours ago, bizzard said:

A large hand operated industrial mincing machine mounted upon your poo tank works well. You sit on the wide receptical turning the handle at your side which macerates too,  all nice and simple. No lengthy stinky pipework or electrics to bother with, and cheap. Can be dismounted for use in the kitchen too, for mincing food. Cheap enough too so why not mount two of them side by side on the tank, ''His and Hers''  for a duel sit on, mincing and chatting away side by side, how nice. Pegs for noses can be suspended on strings at each side. :closedeyes:

Methinks you are familiar with The Specialist

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