A good news story for a change

[WotEver]

Nurse had her bike stolen, cops replaced it with one of theirs plus caught the culprits. 

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-nottingham-frontline-nurse-had-bike-stolen-but-not-all-was-lost-11971922

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 11, 2020 by buccaneer66
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[MHS]

Let’s hope they receive a suitably strong punishment. 

[WotEver]

Just now, MHS said:

Let’s hope they receive a suitably strong punishment. 

There’s hope - the magistrates have referred it to crown court for sentencing. 

[MHS]

To steal from outside a hospital is as low as it gets. 

My younger daughter studied at the QMC. 

If they’d stolen her bike, I would have been delighted to meet them for the sentencing. I’m normally mild mannered, but might make an exception. 

[Dav and Pen]

My youngest came off night shift to find her car on bricks having had all 4 wheels stolen whilst in the hospital car park. There is no punishment harsh enough for these low life’s 

[ditchcrawler]

1 hour ago, WotEver said:

Nurse had her bike stolen, cops replaced it with one of theirs plus caught the culprits. 

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-nottingham-frontline-nurse-had-bike-stolen-but-not-all-was-lost-11971922

 

 

 

 

 

 

It hasn't got a blue flashing light

[Jen-in-Wellies]

47 minutes ago, ditchcrawler said:

It hasn't got a blue flashing light

That's because she isn't wearing her bike helmet in the picture. Guess where the blue flashing light is!

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[Glynn]

Shoot them

 

[MHS]

3 minutes ago, Glynn said:

Shoot them

 

Lead is too expensive to waste on scrotes. Why not use a gibbet? It is reusable and more environmentally friendly.

[Glynn]

Could just bury them under the next concrete pouring of a new lock cill I suppose.

 

[Alway Swilby]

2 hours ago, ditchcrawler said:

It hasn't got a blue flashing light

It's an unmarked police bike.

[mrsmelly]

1 minute ago, Alway Swilby said:

It's an unmarked police bike.

The force I was in decided that it would be good for what were then called " Community bobbies "  to be seen out and about on push bikes, Now I have always hated them but thought fair enough so I collected one from the nick, I lived in a sub station house at the time in a very rough area that I was community policing. In fairness we were not ordered to use a bike but hey ho give it a go. I was pedaling around in a dump called Airedale which only people from Castleford would know and a 999 call came in at the other end of Castleford at an old persons bungalow near the four ways pub and the beat cars at the time were commited so I was asked to attend. I pedalled this friggin heavy sit up and beg bike like billio for the 3 miles including through a red traffic light at King Billy crossroads on a hot sunny day and was sweating like a pig " get it? lol " when I got there!! Old lady was ok having had some scumbag prop man ( police jargon ) at her bungalow who had just left. I rode the bike back to the nick and never got on one again lol. Twas 1979 or 80 iirc.

[Mac of Cygnet]

Reported.

[mrsmelly]

7 hours ago, Mac of Cygnet said:

Reported.

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[Athy]

41 minutes ago, mrsmelly said:

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A "Lady" appeared on several threads at once a couple of hours ago, appearing to offer one-to-one ways of relieving lockdown boredom. A couple of early-rising colleagues soon sent her packing. I almost wrote "soon got things in hand" but that might be open to misinterpretation.

Edited April 12, 2020 by Athy

[Tracy D'arth]

4 hours ago, Athy said:

A "Lady" appeared on several threads at once a couple of hours ago, appearing to offer one-to-one ways of relieving lockdown boredom. A couple of early-rising colleagues soon sent her packing. I almost wrote "soon got things in hand" but that might be open to misinterpretation.

Spoil sport. Ladies get lonely too you know!?

[Mad Harold]

5 minutes ago, Tracy D'arth said:

Spoil sport. Ladies get lonely too you know!?

Give us a description of your boat luv,and a phone number.?

[Tracy D'arth]

Its 70 feet long, painted red all over. There is a rack of gutting knives in the cratch, a couple of shot guns in the back hatches.

Oh, and you can't miss it, there are 4 huge German shepherd dogs chained to the bollards.

Don't have any food in your pockets when you call, they haven't been fed for a couple of days.

Anytime you like, no need to ring first, always ready and able.

[cuthound]

23 hours ago, Glynn said:

Shoot them

 

 

I think it is time to re-introduce the village stocks. 

 

Rather than bring my own rotten tomatoes I'd  bring a red hot poker...

[mrsmelly]

On 12/04/2020 at 17:24, cuthound said:

 

I think it is time to re-introduce the village stocks. 

 

Rather than bring my own rotten tomatoes I'd  bring a red hot poker...

Dont forget you must feel sorry for the perpetrators. Poor sods may have had a bad upbringing and been misunderstood as children?  After all at only 29 and 35 years of age they need protecting from society innitt.

[tree monkey]

On 12/04/2020 at 08:29, mrsmelly said:

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On 12/04/2020 at 09:06, Athy said:

A "Lady" appeared on several threads at once a couple of hours ago, appearing to offer one-to-one ways of relieving lockdown boredom. A couple of early-rising colleagues soon sent her packing. I almost wrote "soon got things in hand" but that might be open to misinterpretation.

Yup due to a my body deciding 2 am was a really really good time to wake up I reported some interesting spam from a new poster, not that I clicked on the link

I obviously wasn't the only early bird because it was dealt with fairly quickly 

[Tracy D'arth]

Why is everyone looking at me?   Oh, don't, it was not me in another guise!

Mad Harold has not showed up yet.

 

I've had bikes nicked, it very annoying especially if you are miles away from home when they go. I'd put the scroats on the chain gang.

[Mad Harold]

2 hours ago, Tracy D'arth said:

 

Mad Harold has not showed up yet.

Gutting knives,shotguns,starving slobbering hounds I can cope with; 

but red boats!!!

 

[Tracy D'arth]

1 hour ago, Mad Harold said:

Gutting knives,shotguns,starving slobbering hounds I can cope with; 

but red boats!!!

 

?   I'm not painting it again!

[nbfiresprite]

On 12/04/2020 at 17:24, cuthound said:

 

I think it is time to re-introduce the village stocks. 

 

Rather than bring my own rotten tomatoes I'd  bring a red hot poker...

You must be the baby-eating Bishop of Bath & Wells employed as a debt collector by the Bank of the Black Monks of St. Herod (motto: "Banking with a smile and a stab"),