Post your COVID 19 memes

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[GUMPY]

[matty40s]

Ah....

BORIS....

 

IQ of zero(vivid risk of course)

[MtB]

1 hour ago, matty40s said:

Ah....

BORIS....

 

IQ of zero(vivid risk of course)

 

 

Bemusing isn't it? 

 

This is a bloke who came within an ace of dying of Covid, but still sees no point in wearing a mask in a hospital 'setting'.

[Paul Gwilliams]

On 12/11/2021 at 18:30, ditchcrawler said:

I can't remember the last time I sat down and read a dictionary 

I tried using a dictionary once to help me spell a word.......but I didn't know how to spell it so gave up!

[ditchcrawler]

3 hours ago, Paul Gwilliams said:

I tried using a dictionary once to help me spell a word.......but I didn't know how to spell it so gave up!

That is so true, but try telling someone who can spell that when you cant spell a word and they helpfully tell you to look it up in a dictionary. I can still remember many tens of years later trying to spell "sure"  its not in the dictionary under "sher" or similar. don't mention plows or is that ploughs.

[ditchcrawler]

[Phoenix_V]

[Hudds Lad]

[Athy]

16 hours ago, ditchcrawler said:

Don't mention plows or is that ploughs

Plows if you're American!

Words which include "ough" must be a minefield for people learning English as a foreign language. There are at least eight ways of pronouncing those letters.

Edited November 29, 2021 by Athy

[ditchcrawler]

33 minutes ago, Athy said:

Plows if you're American!

Words which include "ough" must be a minefield for people learning English as a foreign language. There are at least eight ways of pronouncing those letters.

They are for English people who have problems spelling

[doratheexplorer]

36 minutes ago, Athy said:

Plows if you're American!

Words which include "ough" must be a minefield for people learning English as a foreign language. There are at least eight ways of pronouncing those letters.

"The rough, dough-faced ploughman fought through the borough to the lough, hiccoughing and coughing"

[ditchcrawler]

3 minutes ago, doratheexplorer said:

"The rough, dough-faced ploughman fought through the borough to the lough, hiccoughing and coughing"

I can read them but would have problems spelling them

[Athy]

7 minutes ago, doratheexplorer said:

"The rough, dough-faced ploughman fought through the borough to the lough, hiccoughing and coughing"

Nine, excellent! Did you learn that at school?

 

For some reason it reminds me of our science master's way of remembering the colours of the spectrum: Real Old Yokels Guzzle Beer In Volumes.

[David Mack]

6 minutes ago, Athy said:

 

For some reason it reminds me of our science master's way of remembering the colours of the spectrum: Real Old Yokels Guzzle Beer In Volumes.

That is a lot more repeatable than the sentence my Dad taught me for remembering the colour codes used on resistors!

[ditchcrawler]

[David Mack]

 

 

4 minutes ago, ditchcrawler said:

Sounds like the reaction from some of the more vocal compost toilet users!

[Alan de Enfield]

29 minutes ago, Athy said:

For some reason it reminds me of our science master's way of remembering the colours of the spectrum: Real Old Yokels Guzzle Beer In Volumes.

 

Roy Of York Gained Battles In Vain

[ditchcrawler]

[alias]

1 hour ago, Athy said:

Nine, excellent! Did you learn that at school?

 

For some reason it reminds me of our science master's way of remembering the colours of the spectrum: Real Old Yokels Guzzle Beer In Volumes.

 

My teacher's was: Roll Out Your Guinness Boys, In Vats.

 

Is there some link between scientists and alcohol?

[Athy]

35 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said:

 

Roy Of York Gained Battles In Vain

Surely "Richard"? That's the more common one, yes.

[Mike Tee]

We were taught 'Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain'                        

[Sir Nibble]

1 hour ago, David Mack said:

That is a lot more repeatable than the sentence my Dad taught me for remembering the colour codes used on resistors!

But Virgins go without. 

The new acceptable version is "Billy Brown Ran Out Yelling Gor Blimey Violet Get Weaving".

[Beo]

Black beetle running over your garden brings very good weather

[GUMPY]

2 hours ago, Athy said:

Nine, excellent! Did you learn that at school?

 

For some reason it reminds me of our science master's way of remembering the colours of the spectrum: Real Old Yokels Guzzle Beer In Volumes.

Or Richard of York gained battles In vain.

 

The resistor colour code had one as well but it's a bit un pc so I won't post it.