Post your COVID 19 memes

[Athy]

On 26/06/2021 at 19:52, Orwellian said:

Medical experts in the UK today were once again asked if July 19th is the right time to lift the remaining COVID restrictions.
Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government lacked the nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter”.
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea.
Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists/Colorectal Surgeons won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a**holes in politics.?

Brilliant! How long did it take you to put all that together?

[matty40s]

8 minutes ago, Athy said:

Brilliant! How long did it take you to put all that together?

Copy/paste, about 10 seconds...

[Hudds Lad]

[Athy]

53 minutes ago, matty40s said:

Copy/paste, about 10 seconds...

You seem to be suggesting that Orwellian's piece is not original.

How do you know?

[matty40s]

9 minutes ago, Athy said:

You seem to be suggesting that Orwellian's piece is not original.

How do you know?

Maggot drowning forum....amongst many others...

[Athy]

11 minutes ago, matty40s said:

Maggot drowning forum....amongst many others...

I suppose they have to think about something to pass the time while they're sitting by the water's edge doing sod all.

[Orwellian]

2 hours ago, Athy said:

Brilliant! How long did it take you to put all that together?

It was sent to me so I cannot take any credit for it sadly.

[Phoenix_V]

[ditchcrawler]

[Athy]

28 minutes ago, ditchcrawler said:

As it was obvious on telly yesterday evening that some reporters couldn't pronounce Emma The Tennis' surname, yes, I imagine they'd have problems with this one.

May I suggest "The PG Variant"?

[Tonka]

6 minutes ago, Athy said:

As it was obvious on telly yesterday evening that some reporters couldn't pronounce Emma The Tennis' surname, yes, I imagine they'd have problems with this one.

May I suggest "The PG Variant"?

Epsilon comes after delta I think in the Greek alphabet 

[Sir Nibble]

The Epsilon variant is already with us. 

[cuthound]

6 hours ago, Athy said:

As it was obvious on telly yesterday evening that some reporters couldn't pronounce Emma The Tennis' surname, yes, I imagine they'd have problems with this one.

May I suggest "The PG Variant"?

 

Thats a good tip 😁😂

[Athy]

16 minutes ago, cuthound said:

 

Thats a good tip 😁😂

Tea-hee.

[cuthound]

42 minutes ago, Athy said:

Tea-hee.

 

It's in the bag.

 

I'll leaf it at that. 😁🤣

[Alan de Enfield]

3 minutes ago, cuthound said:

 

It's in the bag.

 

I'll leaf it at that. 😁🤣

 

 

Full of good Tips.

[cuthound]

2 minutes ago, Alan de Enfield said:

 

 

Full of good Tips.

 

Are you trying to  stir the pot? 😁🤣

[Chagall]

Quit monkeying around! 

 

 

"you um it son, I'll play it"     

 

 

 

Edited July 6, 2021 by Chagall
it was the best one!

[Phoenix_V]

[alias]

[David Mack]

1 hour ago, alias said:

Takes his cue from that other Lyin' King across the pond. This from a year ago:

 

[Phoenix_V]

[ditchcrawler]

[Phoenix_V]

[Athy]

You'd think that, with his level of education, he'd be able to spell "forgo".