Lockdown !!!

[WotEver]

1 minute ago, Dr Bob said:

They were right there when I last looked.

 

Oh, right. 

[Dr Bob]

God this lockdown is boring.

[TheBiscuits]

2 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

God this lockdown is boring.

Start an "I Spy" thread ...

 

[Momac]

3 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

God this lockdown is boring.

Can you not find things to do ?

Voluntary work perhaps? I see you are a Doctor

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-how-to-sign-up-to-become-an-nhs-volunteer-responder-11963205

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Edited March 25, 2020 by MartynG

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

God this lockdown is boring.

Polish someting......anything.

[Dr Bob]

7 minutes ago, MartynG said:

Can you not find things to do ?

Voluntary work perhaps? I see you are a Doctor

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-how-to-sign-up-to-become-an-nhs-volunteer-responder-11963205

.

 

My PhD is in Hindsight and the Bleeding Obvious.

[Dr Bob]

9 minutes ago, The Happy Nomad said:

Polish someting......anything.

I tried polishing the duck......but he didnt like it.

[LadyG]

4 hours ago, MartynG said:

Can you not find things to do ?

Voluntary work perhaps? I see you are a Doctor

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-how-to-sign-up-to-become-an-nhs-volunteer-responder-11963205

.

 

He was never awarded the silver stethoscope!

Prossibly a great loss to the advancement of medical science, we will never know.

He likes to wear those greens, might harbourv secret ambitions.

Edited March 26, 2020 by LadyG

[Jennifer McM]

8 hours ago, Dr Bob said:

God this lockdown is boring.

People who are bored are lacking in imagination... come on, there're lots of things you can do. 

 

I'm doing things that're proving to be so fascinating, for instance yesterday I counted 380 perforation strips on a bog roll, while another one, packaged in the same bundle had 374. Try it, it's a fascinating hobby. If only I could get hold of two packets of rice crispies to audit ?

 

BTW before anyone reports me to the PBP [Panic Buying Police] the bog rolls were a Christmas present, and grumpy people should wind their necks in!

[tree monkey]

5 minutes ago, Jennifer McM said:

People who are bored are lacking in imagination... come on, there're lots of things you can do. 

 

I'm doing things that're proving to be so fascinating, for instance yesterday I counted 380 perforation strips on a bog roll, while another one, packaged in the same bundle had 374. Try it, it's a fascinating hobby. If only I could get hold of two packets of rice crispies to audit ?

 

BTW before anyone reports me to the PBP [Panic Buying Police] the bog rolls were a Christmas present, and grumpy people should wind their necks in!

Living life on the edge, that's a level beyond sex drugs and rock and roll, even Ozzy never lived that hard

[Momac]

9 hours ago, Dr Bob said:

My PhD is in Hindsight and the Bleeding Obvious.

I thought as much.

However the option to volunteer remains 

 

[mrsmelly]

2 minutes ago, MartynG said:

I thought as much.

However the option to volunteer remains 

 

Not all doctors are medical trained. In fact many are not innitt. 

[Momac]

1 minute ago, mrsmelly said:

Not all doctors are medical trained. In fact many are not innitt. 

I never thought for one minute that Dr Bob was a Doctor of any sort. Just trying to lighten the mood.......... innitt.

[mrsmelly]

50 minutes ago, MartynG said:

I never thought for one minute that Dr Bob was a Doctor of any sort. Just trying to lighten the mood.......... innitt.

He's definitely a nuppet though innitt ?

50 minutes ago, MartynG said:

I never thought for one minute that Dr Bob was a Doctor of any sort. Just trying to lighten the mood.......... innitt.

He's definitely a nuppet though innitt ?

[Dr Bob]

43 minutes ago, mrsmelly said:

He's definitely a nuppet though innitt ?

He's definitely a nuppet though innitt ?

Or even a muppet.

[doratheexplorer]

2 hours ago, tree monkey said:

Living life on the edge, that's a level beyond sex drugs and rock and roll, even Ozzy never lived that hard

Some toilet rolls make great presents.

[MtB]

2 hours ago, mrsmelly said:

Not all doctors are medical trained. In fact many are not innitt. 

 

I likes trains. Loves training. Have done ever since I was a brat.

 

 

 

 

[Dr Bob]

2 hours ago, MartynG said:

I never thought for one minute that Dr Bob was a Doctor of any sort. Just trying to lighten the mood.......... innitt.

Oi!

I'm a quack who's gawn to the dogs!

 

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=vetinarians+hospital+duck&pc=cosp&ptag=G6C999N1234D010316A316A5D3C6E&conlogo=CT3210127&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dvetinarians%20hospital%20duck%26pc%3dcosp%26ptag%3dG6C999N1234D010316A316A5D3C6E%26form%3dCONBDF%26conlogo%3dCT3210127&view=detail&mmscn=vwrc&mid=97BE3EB8E1A3B515327497BE3EB8E1A3B5153274&FORM=WRVORC

[David Mack]

6 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

Oi!

I'm a quack who's gawn to the dogs!

 

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=vetinarians+hospital+duck&pc=cosp&ptag=G6C999N1234D010316A316A5D3C6E&conlogo=CT3210127&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dvetinarians%20hospital%20duck%26pc%3dcosp%26ptag%3dG6C999N1234D010316A316A5D3C6E%26form%3dCONBDF%26conlogo%3dCT3210127&view=detail&mmscn=vwrc&mid=97BE3EB8E1A3B515327497BE3EB8E1A3B5153274&FORM=WRVORC

 

[Naughty Cal]

12 hours ago, Dr Bob said:

God this lockdown is boring.

If you are bored already it is going to be a long lock down for you 

[Mike Todd]

12 hours ago, TheBiscuits said:

Start an "I Spy" thread ...

 

I Spy something beginning with G

[Naughty Cal]

4 minutes ago, Mike Todd said:

I Spy something beginning with G

glass

[Mike Todd]

1 hour ago, Naughty Cal said:

glass

Nope. 

[haggis]

Germ ?

 

[WotEver]

3 hours ago, doratheexplorer said:

Some toilet rolls make great presents.

Where can I get me some of them?