is it possible to test river water for wild swimming?

[tree monkey]

11 minutes ago, rusty69 said:

Aw, Monkey, that is very sweet. I will meet you anywhere, and we will go swimming by the light of the silvery moon together. 

 

How about next Tuesday at the entrance to Braunston tunnel? I will wear my favourite speedos. 

Not quite what I meant,  but if we were to go wild swimming in the light of the moon etc. There would have to be some extra demands, a warm sunny sandy  Caribean beach for a start, I'm not all that picky if the actual dates of the swims don't match either but I'm open to negotiations 

[mark99]

Do monkeys wear budgie smugglers?  

[tree monkey]

17 minutes ago, mark99 said:

Do monkeys wear budgie smugglers?  

Only when smuggling budgies 

[rusty69]

When an eel bites your thigh as you're just swimming by that's a moray.