Single handers - would you do this?

[Mad Harold]

4 hours ago, Jim Riley said:

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play a trombone 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But doesn't. 

No,not quite.

A lady is a woman who owns a Saxophone,but doesn't play one.

As an ex pro Trombonist and teacher,I am now retired so must have become a gentleman.  (flying pigs)?

[Mike Todd]

I would have thought that a gentleman is someone who knows when not to play a trombone!