First pump out -HELP !!

[Alan de Enfield]

26 minutes ago, Chewbacka said:

I passed a boat coming towards me with a guy stood on the bows (remember the scene in Titanic?) pissing into the canal........

I don't remember that in 'Titanic' I remember him in the bow stood behind her but I don't think he was p1ssing at the time.

 

 

 

Edited July 26, 2019 by Alan de Enfield

[dmr]

Couple of years ago we were passing a fishing match, my wife driving the boat, fisherman had to stop fishing as we passed so stood up, got his todger out and had a wee into the canal in full view of my wife, Suppose we are lucky that at least they go into the hedge when they need a crap.

 

..............Dave

[Slim]

Anyone who's sailed will recognise this:-

Either hanging onto a back shroud (clipped on) or leaning against a lee main shroud with the jib acting as a safety net.

 

Now for all the H & S cries.?

And yes I do know of OFS and the US Coastguard

?

[system 4-50]

1 hour ago, dmr said:

Couple of years ago we were passing a fishing match, my wife driving the boat, fisherman had to stop fishing as we passed so stood up, got his todger out and had a wee into the canal in full view of my wife, Suppose we are lucky that at least they go into the hedge when they need a crap.

 

..............Dave

You should have wispered a really good joke in her ear.

[Chewbacka]

5 hours ago, system 4-50 said:

You should have wispered a really good joke in her ear.

??needed to think about that for a few seconds

[jeff thompson]

On 24/07/2019 at 16:24, matty40s said:

MrSmelly on the way to the Elsan last winter......

 

Now that's funny.