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That will be the job for MTB then, he knows everything about anything more than anyone else on here.

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11 minutes ago, hider said:

That will be the job for MTB then, he knows everything about anything more than anyone else on here.

Blimey - you sound quite sore and a little jealous.... if you were Boater Sam I would offer you a hug to cheer you up. :giggles:

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2 hours ago, canalboat said:

PM resigns - who wants the job?

I once mentioned this to my bro in law. He quite rightly stated he wouldnt take a drop in salary for such a thankless task. You know the old adage about peanuts and monkeys........

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not sure about knowing everything about anything.

 

I was given to understand that further education teaches you more and more about less and less until you know everything about nothing.

 

.................... we need a good common sense ornery sort of bloke or bird who don't give a damn about anyone and just knows 'ow t' bang heads together until a common sense solution is agreed.

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Well, Hunt seems to think he can do the job. Who’s going to be next?

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3 minutes ago, WotEver said:

Well, Hunt seems to think he can do the job. Who’s going to be next?

Hunt will prob get it. He is completely against democracy so a good contender.

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2 minutes ago, mrsmelly said:

Hunt will prob get it. He is completely against democracy so a good contender.

I loved that Jim Naughtie Spoonerism when Hunt was the Hulture Secretary. I was driving to work at the time and nearly drove the car off the road laughing. 

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I quite like the sound of Prime Minister Hancock, who one news wag said he "could resemble a normal human being more often than the rest of them"

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1 hour ago, canalboat said:

I quite like the sound of Prime Minister Hancock...

Unfortunately Tony passed away several years ago. 

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3 hours ago, Tumshie said:

Blimey - you sound quite sore and a little jealous.... if you were Boater Sam I would offer you a hug to cheer you up. :giggles:

Sam  ( not his real name ) is a misery, well known for it here about. I am very much nicer but also recognise a pain in the butt know it all just as well, and i have not been on here very long. Might be too long though, got warned first B week.

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3 hours ago, Rickent said:

Nobody in their right mind.

no change there then?

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3 minutes ago, hider said:

Sam  ( not his real name )

Yathink? Possibly not even his first username. 

 

6 minutes ago, hider said:

Might be too long though, got warned first B week.

I'm not sure what a B week is. 

 

8 minutes ago, hider said:

I am very much nicer

How we see our selves and how others see us are often two completely different things, one is relevant and the other irrelevant, which is which usually depends on the situation we are in at the time. ?‍♀️

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

Yathink? Possibly not even his first username. 

 

I'm not sure what a B week is. 

 

How we see our selves and how others see us are often two completely different things, one is relevant and the other irrelevant, which is which usually depends on the situation we are in at the time. ?‍♀️

 

 

O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion!

 

To a Louse, Rabbi Burns.

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1 hour ago, Tumshie said:

I'm not sure what a B week is. 

The one after A, silly. 

1 hour ago, Tumshie said:

Possibly not even his first username. 

Possibly?

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2 minutes ago, WotEver said:

The one after A, silly. 

:rolleyes: Oh yeah - obvs now you mention it.  

 

:D

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My application is on its way. Wonder if I could moor the boat near Westminster Bridge?

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6 minutes ago, Nightwatch said:

My application is on its way. Wonder if I could moor the boat near Westminster Bridge?

You will have to move to another bridge after 14 days

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8 minutes ago, Nightwatch said:

My application is on its way. Wonder if I could moor the boat near Westminster Bridge?

Do you have the required degree in 'Backstabbing and Slander' as well as a thick skin.?

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Yep! Fully qualified. I won't need to move, I'd be PM.

 

 

oh! Hang on CRT are quite important aren't they.

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6 minutes ago, nbfiresprite said:

Do you have the required degree in 'Backstabbing and Slander' as well as a thick skin.?

We know a man who has. Not a million miles away. And he is regular.

But will he sell his boat and its smoky non environmentally friendly engine? 

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15 minutes ago, Nightwatch said:

Yep! Fully qualified. I won't need to move, I'd be PM.

 

 

oh! Hang on CRT are quite important aren't they.

 

Not on the Thames their not. ?

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13 minutes ago, hider said:

We know a man who has. Not a million miles away. And he is regular.

But will he sell his boat and its smoky non environmentally friendly engine? 

Boater Sam - Excellent choice, he would make a fantastic PM...... is he leave or remain?

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