Mooring Construction

[Murflynn]

our replacement road name signs are made from recycled plastic - very smart, even if Bristol City Council can't spell some of its own street names.  

[Dustin Wright]

On ‎25‎/‎04‎/‎2019 at 17:26, Murflynn said:

.... would CRT allow that, given that the shallows could not be considered part of the 'navigation'.

 

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Or they might say your bank has collapsed into the canal and you must repair that before any other work is considered - Water does not define CRT ownership nor does it assume its their problem as a result.

 

In answer to OP then A R Rothen could do all of what you describe.

[Dr Bob]

27 minutes ago, Dustin Wright said:

Or they might say your bank has collapsed

 

 

If your bank collapses then there should be compensation via the FSCS. I think it is up to £85K per person.

[MtB]

 

Two fish in a bank. One says to the other......

 

You fire the chief executive, I'll steal the money.

[Dr Bob]

Fish jokes, Fish jokes!

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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "Its a bit wet in here", the other says, "Blimey, a talking fish!

[Jim Riley]

15 hours ago, Dr Bob said:

Fish jokes, Fish jokes!

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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "Its a bit wet in here", the other says, "Blimey, a talking fish!

Where are these fish "jokes" of which you speak? Shouldn't jokes be funny? 

[Dr Bob]

1 hour ago, Jim Riley said:

Where are these fish "jokes" of which you speak? Shouldn't jokes be funny? 

Oh for gods hake, you try thinking them up. It takes time to mullet over.

[Tumshie]

12 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

Oh for gods hake, you try thinking them up. It takes time to mullet over.

 

[Jen-in-Wellies]

14 minutes ago, Dr Bob said:

Oh for gods hake, you try thinking them up. It takes time to mullet over.

Shouldn't that be for Cod's hake?

[Tumshie]

Why do fish always sing off key? You can't tuna fish.......

 

 

[Jim Riley]

Something just left a breaking wash past me. A motorpike and sidecarp.

[Dr Bob]

This is getting a-trout-cious again!

[tree monkey]

Just now, Dr Bob said:

This is getting a-trout-cious again!

Two fish in a bowl in Dr Bob's house,  Dr Bob walks into the room and asks Mrs Bob has she seen the duck.

One of the fish looks across to the other any says "look at that a talking puppet "

[Tumshie]

Two fish walk into a bar.... Well they don't walk into the bar...... They........ Wait, I'll start over..........

 

Two fish are in a tank and one fish asks the other fish 'how do we drive this thing?'.......  Oh we had that one already 

[MtB]

22 minutes ago, Tumshie said:

 

 

But but....

 

Without the fish jokes, this plaice would have no sole.  

 

 

[Tumshie]

5 minutes ago, Mike the Boilerman said:

 

But but....

 

Without the fish jokes, this plaice would have no sole.  

 

I like these fish puns they're Kraken me up 

 

 

[Tumshie]

Two fish swim into a wall, one fish turns to the other fish and says 'Dam'

 

 

[Tumshie]

[Tumshie]

[Dr Bob]

1 hour ago, Tumshie said:

Two fish walk into a bar.... Well they don't walk into the bar...... They........ Wait, I'll start over..........

 

Two fish are in a tank and one fish asks the other fish 'how do we drive this thing?'.......  Oh we had that one already 

...yes but not today.