Hi Steve,
From the very fact that you're here, you've started off this tongue-in-cheek topic, and there is active, light-hearted communication going on, you are already fitting in.
We are also new to the canals, having taken a hire-boat holiday and then immediately bought one of our own. The reason for this was largely because of the fact that the pace of life is slower, everyone has time to stop and talk and, as gaggle rightly says, by having a boat - whether hired or owned - we immediately all have something in common and an instant talking point.
Only yesterday while walking to fetch the Sunday papers, it struck me that 'on the bank' everybody is so wrapped up in their own little worlds that nobody can be bothered to talk. You pass someone, even on your own street, and they walk by, head down. Even if you say "good morning," you're lucky if you get a grunt in response.
But not on the towpath. "Good morning/afternoon/evening*" (*delete as applicable), "what a lovely/vile* day. Nice boat." Show a genuine interest in another man/woman's boat or their experiences of the waterways and you have an instant friend, who will probably then proceed to tell you their life history / boat's story at length. From my own point of view, if you can continue the conversation over a pint of Old Tossers, so much the better, but it's not obligatory.
At the end of the day, if you want to be the life-and-soul or a total hermit, it's your own choice, but if you want to slow down, unwind and just enjoy the craic, we've got a headstart.
Mole.