Valonia

I'm never going to get any work done now! This looks far more interesting.

Oh, shame! Just think of the wonderful photos that would have made! My hubby MADE me walk on the ice. He held a gun to my head and everything... Er... ok, no he didn't. He didn't need to - I was straight out there, playing!

The hubby swears ours works brilliantly - something to do with the "science of wafting" (???) Beer aids all understanding...

I totally agree!

My hubby's morris dancing is quite scary. I wouldn't like to study it too closely though. x V.

I suppose I could have used the pontoon that my face attached itself to.

I probably shouldn't have played on the ice. Good job its melting.

A couple of years ago I attempted to step off the boat whilst mooring in near artic conditions and slipped. I really should have let go of the mooring line and put my arms out to break my fall... but no, that would have been too sensible. Instead I landed head first on a frozen wooden pontoon and broke my face. I did get a nice ride in an ambulance though.

That explains your .gif -- ventilation!

Central Heating? What's that then??

I'll dig my canon out.

Have you tried training him with treats? I'm currently working on a new scheme: Project Train Hubby. In a Pavlov-esque way, he only does what he is told for beer.