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I was a bit surprised when I opened the present Santa Penny left beneath my tree this year to find that the packaging had Pfizer/victron marked on it. I found that due to the orientation of the little blue box, the charge controller was much harder to install than normal, but after leaving it for a good thirty minutes, my battery was 40% longer and easier to discharge. I'm thinking of adding the viagratron galvanic isolator next to protect me from STDs, but I am a bit reluctant to install their inverter. Honestly, it just sounds like it's asking for trouble having such a thing on a boat what I am sailing. I'm off to play with my train set now and install my new Viagratron smart shunt. I believe this will allow me to arrange my rolling stock twice as fast as when I was younger. Finally, you will be sad to hear that due to a leak, I have had to start writing new lyrics for one of my songs. Unfortunately, after too much Christmas cheer, I am stuck for words, but have made a start....... I am bailing, I am bailing Oily water, from my sump I am bailing, no longer sailing Wish I'd got a viagratron pump. Never shoulda, got inverter Now my bots upside doon If I can't get her upright Me and Pen, gonna drown. Happy New Year to all you little people. Yes I know I'm only 5 foot 2, but have a huge heart. I'm hoping for some Viagratron cuban heel, blue suede shoes next Christmas to elevate the situation. Rod x

Rod here. I just wanted to support my old pal Reg. Great gig last night mate. He's a legend, like me,only a bit cheaper and a bit younger. The organisers did approach me to sing, but I'm doing the Ribble link with Pen this week. Love you Elton. If you are an avid reader of this forum,which I know you are, just ignore the naysayers. Your voice is as smooth as ever, just like mine and Springsteen. Rock it man, forever.

I am selling I am selling Songs again None for free I am selling Some at auction Bidding starts From 50p I'm not buying I'm not buying Any license Or BSC I'm not buying No insurance Two fingers up To CRT Can you see me? Can you see me? I'm the Dark knight night. The batman I am flying, over oceans To LA, from the VAT man, far away. Can you see me? Can you see me? I'm the Dark knight night. The batman I am flying, over oceans To LA, from the VAT man, far away. We are selling, we are selling songs again cos we're skint We are selling Songs at auction Come along I'll make a mint.

Rod here. Me and Penny want to do the Lancaster canal in late September but are confused about the Ribble link and in particular Savick brook. Penny assures me it'll be fine, with plenty of water. She tells me the first cut is the deepest, though she does have misgivings about the half tide barrier and stormy waters. Mrs Rod wants to park at Penny Street basin, whilst I am attracted to the Lune aqueduct. All we need is a friend to lend a guiding hand. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Anyway, I don't want to talk about it. Thanks for all the help. You're in my heart. X

You can put me down for a Penny.