africanqueen

Along with education comes enlightenment.

In the engine room. Lace and diesel. My favourite things.

It does need spicing up but not with random acts of misogyny. I have a hairdryer AND can empty shit/chop wood. Go figure.

If I didn't do those things myself I'd freeze and be overflowing in shit and piss.

Jeanette, I tried to reply to your PM but it wouldn't let me. Sorry. I havent been on here for a while.

Jeanette, I live practically on top of the Canal Museum. I really ought to make time and pop in. Thanks for all your suggestions.

Josher, that's great. Thanks. Jeannette, thanks as well. Hmm...I just spent £37 at amazon thanks to you lot.

I have no idea where to put this so am sticking it here. No doubt it will get moved to the right place. Does anyone know of any legends or stories or "hauntings" or anything that's not "real" about the canals in the UK? Are there any supposed nymphs or beasts amongst us (don't answer that actually) like in Scottish waters or any rivers in the UK? I'd love to hear some stories. Thanks

Email sent! My neighbour will join in as well at some point

That's quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever read on here. My life is clearly boring but it did make me snot gin all over my mac.

Not any different than the men really we just like to talk more possibly. Talk a potential attacker into submission maybe. ha. Who's organising it then?

I have a small double mattress from Ikea and a memory foam mattress on top of that for my poor, old aching back. Congratulations.

I bought a new duvet cover. Does that count?

Yes I feel perfectly safe but most men are scared of me. We should have a single girl boaty banter.