Sisters of Allahn, Brothers, when did you last pray?
Lay down your Rag Rugs towards the rising Stoves of the Fire and call upon Allahn to consider your sins.
Pray, for Mustaphafag and his suspended fire of the fiery groin.
Pray for Ja-Pattyann and the Phalic-Sabre she carries in her handbag.
Pray for Ichlammatchpointlamabad, and his continuos prayer.
Hold in the eyes of Allahn Mustafanon, he spy's upon our enemy.
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Mustaphacurryanapint, welcome, Sister Ja-Pattyann is a the wisest of Sistren, she will advise you on the wearing of the bgurkin. It is important that you follow our tradition and place an oversised vegetable on your head, so as not to see the face of Allahn.
Remember the ticking clock. It acts as a call to you to throw down your rag rugs, also, reminding us that there are only 49 moon days to bring this not very cost effective,
annual, capitalist, pagan ritual to an end.
Remember your Sunday Schools.
When in Rome Act As A Tourist.
If we all act like fake Muslims and call ourselves IS'NT then maybe, just maybe, this Fat Red money grabbing arse can be brought to Justice and we can regain our true prospective of merriment and live free.
Praise Allahn.
Mucktard.