It seems odd that dogs are not trained in strategic defecation location techniques.
One of our lurchers was brilliant about this. She would disappear to an area where nobody normal would ever go then return having offloaded the extra weight. It was amazing. In a hedge, in a McDonalds, scrap car or whatever.
I think in reality dogs could be trained for this.
It could be a whole new industry.
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