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Tesla

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  1. Blossoms is reasonable price wise and they had moorings a few months ago, however max length at the time was 12.25 metres? Oxford Canal Boats at Eynsham can take longer vessels.
  2. That's always been my preference, it is reassuring overnight as hopefully a scrote on board would wake me up, and while I might not catch him, I would at least know I was adrift!!!
  3. You lucky lucky lucky barsteward... I not jealous though...
  4. Ah got it, thanks. Thought I had missed a potential mooring location...
  5. PJ, what/where are the Edwards school moorings? Cheers
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  7. Oh for a sunny afternoon...and a magifying glass...
  8. Well, not massive, but not sure a magnifying glass would add to the ambiance...mind you I have never tried it
  9. SWMBO is home soon, but I am not quite sure, after tonight's entertainment, how I should broach the subject of you know what? I am thinking that offering my dear lady a close examination of my "artefacts" may not set the right romantic tone? Any advice greatly received, apart from Richard...
  10. That's easy for you to say.
  11. Nadgers? Small black and white creatures? I've tried that Over my dead body...um, or is that for my dead body?
  12. Blimey, what big splodcobblers you must have Mr Wanted...
  13. But she sneered at his cordwangle? Was it waxed or shaven? Or have I lost the plot again?
  14. Ouch, you polish your splodcobblers? Do you wax them first?
  15. Well I will raise my glass of rum to that
  16. Er, I think I have run out of bird puns, probably because I am trying to work out what "splodcobblers" are? I assume I should have some down below but equally I might be embarrassed if I did? Should I have some? Should I care? Yours, Confused of Oxford.
  17. Ah, the lesser spotted thatcher...or am I having a bad dream...
  18. Long-tailed Skua? Eh, have I missed the party?
  19. I saw him walk past earlier, humming a tune.."unchained mallardy" I think it was...
  20. Nothing ill eagle...honest
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