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phew!! .not the real world moi lives in Apologise to everyone else for such a long reply, but moi is only trying to help the poster out, by highlighting his innacuracies. Why he feels the need to continue to grumble at moi posts, when they bother him so much is a mystery, he knows what to do to make him feel better

tankies patty-ann, moi is just very stubborn and will not let nowt get moi down for long Just glad that the waterway commnity is full of lovely helpful people as it was 30 years ago. One saying that keeps me motivated is 'tomorrow is another day.. and its going to be so much better than today' You have made friends here already and good friends will always be there and never let you down. huggles

tankies Ben, such a good bunch of em around. right back at yer Many thanks and it was woverly to meet you as well.. moi still cannot think of 'circus performers' without bursting out laughing. The EA chaps are really working hard and despite the windy weather today, managed to get quite a few of the blocks in, to barricade the lock, so hopefully when next back off work, it will be nearly finished. Hope your good lady enjoyed the wine

Well obviously do not need to use 'moi' when stood in front of someone face to face.... moi also growls when cross and purrs when something makes me smile or happy, when moi is giving a talk ectera... will try moi best not to let a couple of moi words slip out...tis quite difficult though... and sometimes they do lol. Non of moi clients mind at all.. infact whilst helping one of my clients work on her computer recently, we kept having slight technical problems and didnt realise that moi was growling lol.. only later during a cup of tea it came up and we had such a good laugh about it Moi is often reminded of the growling/purring by moi 'saplings' hahah... erm.. Mamma!! you are making your noises again... oh!! fiddlydash replies moi ..sowwry Tis moi... warts and all, and as you know moi will not change anything about my character just to please others Plus no way is ' treetalk' a form of psycological bulling, as that is just daft and is not how moi rolls ..but it dont mean to say that moi cannot give as good as moi gets phew glad moi dont live in a world like that

aww... did ums cor blimey vicar... why dont you just ignore moi posts if they enrage you so much .. as moi told you before this is an internet forum, and you are a complete stranger, so simply ignore moi posts.. in aint rocket science...its a simple fact

tis nowt more than 'tree talk' which makes moi smile and imo, something no matter how small, which can bring a lickle bit of sunshine into your life, no matter how gloomy that life can be at times is a good thing. Why some people get so cross astounds moi at times, because at the end of the day, nowt moi writes is rude or offensive..tis just moi play on a few words. In the great scheme of living on our wondrous planet, far more important things to be concerned about. no one is forced to read moi posts..the choice is ultimately up to each person..if moi don't like what anyone posts ..then a click on the ignore button works extremely well for moi..its really that simple Life is really far to short to get worked up about lickle things..its about enjoying life,making the best of what you have, caring for your fellow human beings and most of all being happy. To be honest moi did think of not posting, as it is unfair to other posters to have their threads, sadly taken off topic due to some people making moi ' treetalk' an issue. Hmm..then thought stuff that for a lark, moi ain't gonner change as done nowt horrid to anyone..those who don't like it don't have to read it ..end of chapter haha..

Oh..yer learn some at new every day Moi just says ' hiya or aye up' ...and 'tarra' tis quite enchanting and heartwarming to meet such woverly, kind, helpful people who become good friends, and glad to say moi has met oddles..also lol met a few crab apples haha..but moi has a good defence ..by ignoring them, as ain't got time for grumpy people in moi world, as life is far too short Aww..bless ..tis so easy to just click IGNORE ..moi ..that's Tree ..just to simplyfy

ohhh!! pink fixtures to go with moi pals totally pink boat .... dont look pikey No.. btw moi quite likes it making good use imo of every nook and crannie

wotcha fellow chatternatterer alas since moi moved aboard Novemberish... the river has had moi beat .. due to moving here there and everywhere but never fear there is indeedy 'light at the end of the tunnel' ... the EA have re-started the repair works to the lock ( not sure moi told yer this bit when you came to pikeys boat)... once these works are finished, then moi can return back to moi mooring and carry on at full steam ahead. Even with moi working 2wks away and 2wks home .. ime an eager beaver to get cracking on again .. as she will be more beautiful than she was before ( she = moi boat Moi had the joy of meeting up with Captain Fizz of this parish and our Nigel C today, and they both gave moi excellent advice and some work was completed ..ta Nigel drinks on moi .. so with the help of Captain Fizz to do some welding works to enable easy access to the engine.. then the engine will be taken out and worked on by another good friend. Hence will only be the fitting-out works to be completed and with moi boat only being lickle, and most of the white goods aboard then , hopefully it wont take long... as moi yearns to take her out for a cruise.. its been far too long since moi was bimbling along our beautiful waterways Hope all going well your end Ben ... soon .you will be oft along the 'cut' moi friend ..soon

hmmm... dear mattlad, moi can highly recommend 'Specsavers' 'mother tongue' = good olde Yorkshire

Moi would just like to kindly thank the following woverly gentlemen who came and visited moi today, not only working and giving moi oddles and oddles of advice, but who made moi laugh Captain Fizz, yer should have not let moi talk so much.... lol because then you would have had the chance, to sample the yummy posh bickies moi had bought ( now ime gonner have to stuff myself with em hehehe. It was a pleasure to meet you and thank you so much for all the advice, and moi will hopefully see you for welding works to be done.. as soon as the boat is back on its mooring Oh!! Nigel what can moi say.... as always yer a ruddy diamond and tis always lovely to catch up, and such a professional, thank you as well for advising moi and next time we bump into each other..then moi can give you the bottle of nice beer that whoops... forgot to give you today and you can treat me to a cuppa and cake thanks you two

A big huggle from me Ally, especially for you and Neil and the rest of the family xx As you know sometimes in life we just have to let go and move on, you both have left a good legacy..lovely boats and happy customers so be proud girl as you did good xx Things will soon start to feel a lot better, you know this my lovely friend ..so just you stay strong xx

Wotcha young un its doing alright... especially since today the EA have resumed works to sort out the lock.. So with eyes, fingers,knees and toes crossed ..moi is hoping it not take em long to fix.

Betty that looks lovely and would be a double whammy for moi, looks pretty..and wards off the norty bitey minxes ..gonner make two ..tankies

hmm... ponders a while ...if moi was in a cross mood (which is very rare)..and anyone dared to touch moi hand, then lol they would be flipped over moi shoulder pretty damm quick .. being an alpha female moi dont mess around wouldnt want to damage yer donuts covered in moi original 1st post concoction above, took a stroll for a couple of miles in the sunshine and never got a nip Yippee.

whats works for moi is having a Huawei wifi thingy, so far no problems getting a good signal ..when moi was on the canal and even here on the river. Hope that helps might also help if you look back at some of the similar threads on here, by typing your question in the search box, as you will then see other members options