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Dyertribe

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Dyertribe last won the day on November 27 2016

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About Dyertribe

  • Birthday 02/03/1959

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    Swansea

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    Will Writer & Estate Planner

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  1. Dyertribe

    CWDF - Photo competition 2018

    It ain’t gonna happen 😂🤣😂🤣
  2. Dyertribe

    CWDF - Photo competition 2018

    Are you for real???? The powers that be are thinking of removing the law of blasphemy and you are chastising someone for mentioning Thunderboat? I am (almost) speechless.
  3. Dyertribe

    Boatbuilders - Snog, Marry, Avoid

    I knew before the explanation, I am the mother of a teenager after all!
  4. Dyertribe

    Calm down!!!

    I blame ‘tinterweb
  5. Dyertribe

    Black Plastic products

    Lighter fuel works, same thing happened to the radio knobs one my Dad’s car.
  6. Dyertribe

    Calm down!!!

    Surely Denelm Mills? Though they’re still alive and kicking
  7. Dyertribe

    Brexit 2017 - 2018

    “Fess up. It’s not mine, it was sent to me by a friend. But it sums up the situation!
  8. Dyertribe

    Brexit 2017 - 2018

    LEAVER: I want an omelette. REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs. LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are. [HE POINTS AT A CAKE] REMAINER: They’re in the cake. LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please. REMAINER: But we voted in 1974 to put them into a cake. LEAVER: Yes, but that cake has got icing on it. Nobody said there was going to be icing on it. REMAINER: Icing is good. LEAVER: And there are raisins in it. I don’t like raisins. Nobody mentioned raisins. I demand another vote. DAVID CAMERON ENTERS. DAVID CAMERON: OK. DAVID CAMERON SCARPERS. LEAVER: Right, where’s my omelette? REMAINER: I told you, the eggs are in the cake. LEAVER: Well, get them out. EU: It’s our cake. JEREMY CORBYN: Yes, get them out now. REMAINER: I have absolutely no idea how to get them out. Don’t you know how to get them out? LEAVER: Yes! You just get them out and then you make an omelette. REMAINER: But how?! Didn’t you give this any thought? LEAVER: Saboteur! You’re talking eggs down. We could make omelettes before the eggs went into the cake, so there’s no reason why we can’t make them now. THERESA MAY: It’s OK, I can do it. REMAINER: How? THERESA MAY: There was a vote to remove the eggs from the cake, and so the eggs will be removed from the cake. REMAINER: Yeah, but… LEAVER: Hang on, if we take the eggs out of the cake, does that mean we don’t have any cake? I didn’t say I didn’t want the cake, just the bits I don’t like. EU: It’s our cake. REMAINER: But you can’t take the eggs out of the cake and then still have a cake. LEAVER: You can. I saw the latest Bake Off and you can definitely make cakes without eggs in them. It’s just that they’re horrible. REMAINER: Fine. Take the eggs out. See what happens. LEAVER: It’s not my responsibility to take the eggs out. Get on with it. REMAINER: Why should I have to come up with some long-winded incredibly difficult chemical process to extract eggs that have bonded at the molecular level to the cake, while somehow still having the cake? LEAVER: You lost, get over it. THERESA MAY: By the way, I’ve started the clock on this. REMAINER: So I assume you have a plan? THERESA MAY: Actually, back in a bit. Just having another election. REMAINER: Jeremy, are you going to sort this out? JEREMY CORBYN: Yes. No. Maybe. EU: It’s our cake. LEAVER: Where’s my omelette? I voted for an omelette. REMAINER: This is ridiculous. This is never going to work. We should have another vote, or at least stop what we’re doing until we know how to get the eggs out of the cake while keeping the bits of the cake that we all like. LEAVER/MAY/CORBYN: WE HAD A VOTE. STOP SABOTAGING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE. EGGSIT MEANS EGGSIT. REMAINER: Fine, I’m moving to France. The cakes are nicer there. LEAVER: You can’t. We’ve taken your freedom of movement.
  9. Dyertribe

    Dough bag review

    As the family cook it was difficult at first to get my head around making a meal without a carb element it Tom Kerridge’s book “Dopamine Diet” helped. He lost 12 stone on it. Now we frequently have meals without carbs, by which I mean pasta, bread, rice, cous cous etc
  10. Dyertribe

    Dough bag review

    Yes but alcohol is a carb and he wasn’t about to give up everything! Carbs aren’t necessary, you can get the calorie you need from fat an protein but not so quickly which is better for blood sugar and insulin levels
  11. Dyertribe

    Dough bag review

    Low carb diet has reversed husband;s type 2 diabetes
  12. Dyertribe

    canal bucket list?

    Having been through the Panama Canal I can vouch for it being an amazing experience.
  13. Dyertribe

    Time Lady

    We saw that, we think it was the Liberty stadium in Swansea but I’m happy to stand corrected. A lot of Dr Who is shot in South Wales, production is based near Cardiff A lot of this series was filmed in Sheffield, that’s why they held the premiere there.
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    Time Lady

    John Pertwee and David Tennant are my favourites so far but I was well impressed with the Lady Doctor. Still bedding in but looks promising. Capaldi was a complete train wreck, you shouldn’t ever want to bitch slap the Doctor but in the last series........
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