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Just not true im afraid, all previous advice is likely to end in catastrophy.. There are strong rituals about changing the name of your boat, and if you have been observing that the moon has been getting bigger, then this is a portent that the god of man made craft is aware of your plans and sending you a message. firstly the boat must be lifted from the canal in alignment with the major trade routes you intend to travel. So align with the a5 if you are on the grand union, the a14 if on the nene, etc. the dock must align. If lifting get the boat dropped on the flow line. secondly the ritualistic check to the goddess of the split pin must be carried out. balms and potions should be massaged into the exposed panels. Those of some persuasions light ritual bonfires of horse excrement and pitch, to smear over themselves and the goddess of the cut, but the cult of toopack has mostly ended that. finaly remember to drop the boat back in with the words i rename this boat ‘ and ‘ break a bottle of fullers esb on the stern ( and remember to tie a line on somewhere) you may think i am taking the proverbial, im not, when a certain ship was launched in liverpool , they planned to name it enterprise . However the docker swinging the hammer on the final baulk was thinking about what his wife had said last night about him being a bit premature. He swung the hammer just as the mayor of liverpool reading from the script ‘we pray this enterprise is a titanic commercial success i name this ship ......... as a result the ship hit the water early on a word begining with t. ( a name never to be quoth at a launch) and had to be renamed . This is because the last word spoken as a boat enters the water is its name. the rest is history. be very careful. if it is a dark side wide boat being placed on a silken thread of narrowness that is especially unlucky, you will be cursed and the god of wanton depreciation and high cost will haunt you forever.

I can't believe we've come to a point where Bizzard is quoting another post... and the one which makes the most sense is Bizzard's!

Sorry Rusty. Sadly you took the bait on this one. I often wonder why, Pirates in particular, lose their hands and feet. They all seemed to do it. A bit careless if you ask me. If your oppo has suffered losing a limb, you'd be extra careful surely. And finally, "where's your buccaneers!?"

I changed my boat's name while it was in the water and twenty years later the gearbox broke. Be very careful.

"Mooting is the oral presentation of a legal issue or problem against an opposing counsel and before a judge. It is perhaps the closest experience that a student can have whilst at university to appearing in court." and..... "adjective 1. subject to debate, dispute, or uncertainty. "whether the temperature rise was mainly due to the greenhouse effect was a moot point" synonyms: debatable, open to debate, open to discussion, arguable, questionable, at issue, open to question, open, doubtful, open to doubt, disputable, contestable, controvertible, problematic, problematical, controversial, contentious, vexed, disputed, unresolved, unsettled, up in the air, undecided, yet to be decided, undetermined, unconcluded "whether the temperature rise is due to the greenhouse effect is a moot point" 2. having little or no practical relevance, typically because the subject is too uncertain to allow a decision. "the whole matter is becoming increasingly moot" verb 1. raise (a question or topic) for discussion; suggest (an idea or possibility). "the scheme was first mooted last October" synonyms: raise, bring up, broach, mention, put forward, introduce, advance, present, propose, suggest, submit, propound, air, ventilate "the idea was first mooted in the 1930s" noun 1. HISTORICAL an assembly held for debate, especially in Anglo-Saxon and medieval times. 2. LAW a mock judicial proceeding set up to examine a hypothetical case as an academic exercise. "the object of a moot is to provide practice in developing an argument" "

I've managed to find a couple, the second one down shows clearly the steelwork intact after removing the overplating.

Oh yes! For some reason I hadn't associated that with bad luck - talk about not being introspective! Anyway, I'm due to pick it up at the beginning of March so I'll post all about it. I don't care if it's boring, it cost an arm and a leg so you can all suffer!

Lady G....At your age.

Hmmm, commiserate with more like! Not sure why someone with only 59 posts to their name would want to do it, masochism perhaps? Anyway I’m sure he (or she, or they) will be great. If they survive!

Yes Ive inadvertantly clicked onto some facebook items before but the stupid pop up asking to log on or join overwhelms the page all too often. Facebook is at last being seen for what it is and hopefuly their abuse of peoples privacy and disrespect of various laws is coming to the forefront. Such platforms make life very easy for criminals in many ways which is a shame as if it were set up and used properly it would have been beneficial to many.

Look ive only just got up , im building a house on the wrong side of the planet which is alien to me. All the measurements keep getting screwed up, and the cement mixer goes the wrong way round. I havent had my medication. In the middle of this someone needs to avoid a titanic catastrophy over boat renaming and you expect instant accuracy and recall. no wonder boats keep getting named ferfucsake and mindyourhead by mistake. take advice. Belfast or liverpool who cares why let truth get in the way, we are lead by our peers and they have an upside down map, and keep climbing off the bus.

It's a basic design flaw of all single-glazed windows that they aren't double-glazed!

Inspecting the hatch at the rear of my boat there is a pool of water about 5mm deep. A couple of months ago my calorifier decided to dump all 55l of water into boay which I thought I'd all mopped up. Could this pool of water be coming from back then? The other inspection hatches middle and front show damp on the floor but only damp no water. Which I'm assuming can be put down to condensation? There are no pipes leaking as far as I can tell but this pool of water reappears every week or so since clarifier leak. This boat larks a real learning curve ?

If you don't know, how can anyone know?

Ours love beef in any form but it don’t half make them fart. So they get it very rarely.

Didn't she start one of the funniest threads ever? Sadly she doesn't post here any more.

I think it's following the modern trend of anyone/thing more connected with bygone days canal wise is seen as irrelevant to today's requirements so not much reliance/interest

As someone who is so far keeping their new year's resolution to learn to play some chords/songs on the guitar I found that funnier than I should have done...

Under my buckin' hat!? Doh! fell into the trap again!

Cat litter can be messy to then clear up - I use nappies (cheapest from lidl or aldi) - great for soaking up quite large puddles from the bilge etc

Good advice ...almost.....wipe it once with a spirit covered rag....it will be dirty black. Wipe it again with a spirit covered rag in the same place. If it's black this time it's bitumen. If it's almost clean , it's a different coating which could be comastic, epoxy 2 pack, gloss hammerite, ..or something else not dissolvable by white spirit.

Just tel CRT if your boat is registered with them that you have changed the name, end of. O as for ceremonies you have to buy everyone on CWF a pint of beer. The rest is just old wives tales

Good Afternoon I'm very pleased to report I now have hot water. Today I drained the system down and using a long flexible brush type thing I cleaned out the coil, as I said earlier quite a bit of slimy crud came out then i connected everything up again, refilled the system, bled it and it's now working. Looking back I suspect an airlock Thanks for all the replies. Best wishes lpp1612