Ahoy there,welcome back. Maybe your cats aren't as demanding as my Satchidanander,he's got me right under his paw,the demon,i have to give in to him on everything all the time,my life has become a terrible hell on earth,''WHAT CAN I DO,I CAN'T CONTINUE LIKE THIS !!!''He completely domineers everthing,everything!!He tells me what to do all the time,He's taken over my favorite chair,my bed,my food cupboard,my boat, EVERYTHING !!!.He grumps,snarls,spits and snores like anything too.He took me to the C.C.F.D.O,''Cat counsellers for distressed owners''meeting.''IT WAS RUN BY CATS,THOUSANDS OF EM''and i couldn't get a word in edgeways amid the ME-OWS.''''HELP ME,PLEASE HELP ME''I can't take anymore. 



Hi bizzard
Glad to be back

We do now what you mean ours are quite demanding too, not as bad as yours though it seems

One likes things thrown for him, he'll fetch and bring back just like a dog, and just like a dog won't stop hounding you till he's knackered


the other's quite passive but likes attention and lots of it. Both try to awake us at the crack of dawn too, most annoying

Can now lock the new cat flap though

so some peace now and then.
We sure don't want to end up attending the C.C.F.D.O, that's for sure.